The Dj Got Us Falling in Love Again Misheard Lyrics

ASHES TO ASHES

Misheard: Practice you lot remember the Goth that'south been? Misheard: Do you recall our gardens, Ben? Misheard: Do y'all remember rock Arthur Spear? Misheard: Do y'all remember when God was built-in? Misheard: Practise yous think a guy Fats Edible bean? Misheard: Do you remember a guy that'southward pinkish? Bodily: Do you remember a guy that'south been? Misheard: Do you remember a guy that'southward been, it'southward such an earthly vocal. Misheard: Do you retrieve like I was there, it'south such an ugly sore. Misheard: Do you call up a guy that's been, in such an ugly song? Misheard: I remember Agatha's been, in such an awful song. Misheard: Practice yous recollect a guy that's been, in such a yearly soul. Bodily: Do y'all think a guy that's been, in such an early song. Misheard: I laughed a long needed express joy, saw the details fall abroad. Misheard: I've loved our love needed love, sunny details fall away. Misheard: I've loved all I've needed love, saw the details follow in. Actual: I've loved all I've needed dear, sordid details following. Misheard: The shaking of naught was killing us. Bodily: The shrieking of nada is killing. Misheard: Into the chap goes and just sits. Misheard: Just pictures of gyros in synthesis. Misheard: Just pictures of Jap girls in silverish suits. Misheard: Only pictures of Jap girls in super suits. Actual: Just pictures of Jap girls in synthesis. Misheard: Assorted details fall away. Misheard: Distressing deep down spiralling. Misheard: Saw the D-times for the calendar week. Actual: Sordid details following. Misheard: Ashes to ashes, funk to fungi. Misheard: Ashes to ashes, fun to funky. Misheard: Ashes to ashes, honk the donkey. Misheard: Ashes to ashes, funk to flunky. Bodily: Ashes to ashes, funk to funky. Misheard: F**k information technology, to f**g it, we know Major Tom joked. Misheard: Fun to funky, we know Major Tom's a ass. Misheard: Fun to funky, nosotros know Major Tom's a monkey. Actual: Funk to funky, nosotros know Major Tom's a junkie. Misheard: Strung out on rebels I'one thousand hit an all-time low. Misheard: Strung out in heaven'due south high, leading an old-time bladder. Actual: Strung out in sky's high, hitting an all-time low. Misheard: 'Damn it,' again I tell myself. Misheard: Time and again I'll tie myself. Bodily: Time and over again I tell myself. Misheard: But the trivial gray wings are following me. Misheard: Merely the picayune grey wheels are post-obit me. Misheard: Simply the little grey whales are following me. Misheard: Simply the angry wings are post-obit me. Misheard: Merely the former light-green wheels are following me. Bodily: Only the petty green wheels are following me. Misheard: And I own't got no money and I own't got no hands. Bodily: And I ain't got no money and I ain't got no pilus. Misheard: One flash of low-cal God knows smoking is impaired. Misheard: 1 flash of light but no smoking piston. Misheard: One flash of light but no smoking crystal. Misheard: One flash of calorie-free only I'm smoking pissed off. Misheard: One flash of light merely no smoking... pissed off. Misheard: I flash of lite 1 no-smoking course flight. Actual: One flash of calorie-free simply no smoking pistol. Misheard: I never did anything out of the balloon. Actual: I never did anything out of the blue. Misheard: Only the next to suspension the ice. Misheard: Wanna axe to break the optics. Misheard: You're side by side to break the act. Actual: Desire an axe to intermission the ice. Misheard: I'yard gonna say, to go things washed. Bodily: My mama said to get things washed. Misheard: You better not mess with major talks. Actual: You'd better non mess with Major Tom.

BIG Brother

Misheard: Give me steel, give me steel, give me ounces unreal. Misheard: Give me steel, requite me steel, requite me pulses unreal. Misheard: Give me steel, give me steel, requite me pulses and veal. Misheard: Give me steel, give me steel, give me ulcers unreal. Misheard: Give me steel, requite me steel, requite me horses on wheels. Misheard: Give me steel, give me steel, give me forces or fields. Actual: Give me steel, give me steel, requite me pulsars unreal. Misheard: Someone to claim us, someone to swallow. Bodily: Someone to claim us, someone to follow. Misheard: Someone to save us, some dauntless Apollo. Misheard: Someone to shave u.s.a., some brave Apollo. Actual: Someone to shame us, some dauntless Apollo.

Blue JEAN

Misheard: She's got a camouflage faced bald monkey. Misheard: She'south got a camouflage face and a monk. Misheard: She's got a camouflaged face up in the night. Misheard: She'due south got her cover-up face in the mud. Misheard: She'southward got a camouflage face and no mmmmmm. Actual: She's got a camouflaged face and no coin. Misheard: Remember they always let you downward when you kneed 'em. Actual: Remember they ever allow you down when you lot need 'em. Misheard: She got a smoothen like she got a turnip olfactory organ. Misheard: She got her ponies back, she got a turned upward olfactory organ. Misheard: She got a Polish dyke, she got a turned up nose. Misheard: She got a 4-inch spike, she got a turned up nose. Actual: She got a police bicycle, she got a turned upwardly nose. Misheard: Oh, I like my bluish jeans blueish. Actual: Oh, and when my Blue Jean's blue. Misheard: She got leather boots, she's got everything. Misheard: She got atomic number 82 in boots, she'southward got everything. Misheard: She got linguistic communication, she's got everything. Misheard: She got platform boots, she got everything. Misheard: She got platinum roots, she got everything. Misheard: She got lying lips, she got everything. Actual: She got Latin roots, she got everything. Misheard: Somebody relieve me. Actual: Somebody send me. Misheard: One 24-hour interval I'1000 gonna get that fuckin' thing together. Misheard: I day I'm gonna become that fat girl together. Actual: 1 solar day I'm gonna get that kinesthesia together.

CANDIDATE

Misheard: My odor is astonishing, it even smells similar a street. Actual: My set is amazing, information technology even smells like a street. Misheard: Someone scrawled on the wall 'I olfactory property the blood of the tree cutters'. Misheard: Someone scrawled on the wall 'the claret of les tree gutters'. Bodily: Someone scrawled on the wall 'I smell the blood of les tricoteuses'. Misheard: I'1000 having and so much fun with the boys and his people. Actual: I'm having and so much fun with the poisonous people. Misheard: Making bullet-proof faces, join the Nazi catcher'southward wing. Misheard: Making bullet-proof faces, Johnny Mathis, Cassius Clay. Misheard: Selling bullet-proof faces, Charlie Manson catches clean. Misheard: Selling bullet-proof faces, Charlie Manson bandage in dirt. Misheard: Setting bullet-proof faces, Charlie Manson cash is clay. Actual: Making bullet-proof faces, Charlie Manson, Cassius Clay. Misheard: In the back of a auto, in the cellar of a judge with a torch jar. Actual: In the dorsum of a machine, in the cellar like a church with the door ajar. Misheard: Caress y'all on the basis, wild chicken in flying. Bodily: Who press you lot on the footing while shaking in fright.

CHINA GIRL

Misheard: I feel cock without my, little Cathay Girl. Actual: I feel a wreck without my, lilliputian China Girl. Misheard: I feel tragic like-a my long brand doll. Misheard: I feel attractive, like, uh - Marlon Brando. Misheard: I feel trudging Marlon Brando. Actual: I feel a-tragic like I'm Marlon Brando. Misheard: I could pretend that nothing will leave me to munch. Misheard: I could pretend that nothing really thing'd much. Actual: I could pretend that aught really meant too much. Misheard: I stumble into town, just like a sacred clown. Misheard: I stumble into town, but similar a singing clown. Misheard: I stumble into boondocks, just like a singing gown. Bodily: I stumble into town, just like a sacred cow. Misheard: Legends of swa stickers in my head, plans for everyone. Misheard: Visions of Sue Wah stickers in my head, plans for everyone. Misheard: Visions of swastikas in my head, bombs for anybody. Actual: Visions of swastikas in my head, plans for everyone. Misheard: Information technology'south in the why of my eyes. Actual: It'southward in the white of my optics. Misheard: I'll requite your man a voice to dominion the earth. Actual: I'll requite you lot a man who wants to rule the world. Misheard: She says: "Oh baby, simply you shut your mouse." Bodily: She says: "Oh baby, just yous close your rima oris." Misheard: I'll give you a meg eyes to rule the world. Bodily: I'll give you lot a human who wants to rule the world.

Croaky ACTOR

Misheard: Scissure, baby, fissure, show me your rear. Actual: Scissure, babe, crack, show me you lot're real. Misheard: Smack, baby, smack, is that all that you fear. Bodily: Smack, infant, smack, is that all you feel. Misheard: Suck baby suck, give me sweetness head. Actual: Suck baby suck, give me your head. Misheard: But since he pinched you lot babe yous're a pork y'all pie. Misheard: Merely since he pinched you baby you're a porcupine. Actual: But since he pinned you infant you're a porcupine.

DIAMOND DOGS

Misheard: When they pulled you out of the oxygen tank. Bodily: As they pulled you out of the oxygen tent. Misheard: You lot asked for the latest Barbie. Misheard: You asked for the lady of this party. Misheard: You asked for the latest parting. Misheard: You asked for the latest heartache. Actual: You asked for the latest party. Misheard: Dressed like the freak you was, finish browning streaky walls. Misheard: Dressed like a priest he was, talk Downing Street he was. Actual: Dressed like a priest you was, Tod Browning's freak yous was. Misheard: I'yard sure you're not protected for this fantasy. Bodily: I'm certain you lot're not protected, for information technology'south plain to see. Misheard: The diamond dogs are vultures and they hide behind trees. Misheard: The diamond dogs have toasters and ask y'all home for tea. Misheard: The diamond dogs take poached eggs that they hide behind cheese. Bodily: The diamond dogs are poachers and they hide behind trees. Misheard: Hunt you to the basis they volition, mannequins on kiddie wheels. Misheard: Hunt you to the basis they will, 'mericans volition kill appeal. Misheard: Hunted to the ground they wore mannequins with calipers. Actual: Hunt you to the ground they will, mannequins with impale appeal. Misheard: (Will they come?) - I hear your friend Celine. Misheard: (They come up) - I keep her friends serene. Actual: (Will they come up?) - I'll keep a friend serene. Misheard: Hither they come - Oh baby come up after me. Actual: Will they come up? Oh baby come unto me. Misheard: Hither they come - Well she called me a dog. Actual: Will they come up? - Well she'southward come, been and gone. Misheard: Come out of the jungle babe, you defenseless your dick in the vault. Misheard: Come up out of the doldrum baby, yous'll catch your death in the fog. Misheard: Come out of the Garden of Eden, you'll catch your death in the Fall. Actual: Come up out of the garden baby, you lot'll catch your death in the fog. Misheard: Onto the street he goes, all Tarzik all human being ho. Actual: Onto the street below, oh Tarzie go human go. Misheard: Meet his petty horsey with a goes down arroyo. Actual: Meet his little hussy with his ghost town arroyo. Misheard: Her face is sand speech although she wears a dolly brooch. Misheard: Her face is scientific discipline feature, but she wears a diamond broach. Misheard: Her face, her saddest feature, simply she wears a diamond roach. Misheard: Her face her saddest feature, merely she wears a Dali brooch. Misheard: Her confront is Emerge feature, but she wears a Dolly brooch. Misheard: Her face is Sam'south feature, simply she wears a coquet brooch. Misheard: Her face is sans feature, but she wears a Diamond brooch. Misheard: Her face is sans characteristic, only she wears a Dalek brooch. Misheard: Her face up is science fiction but she wears a dolly brooch. Actual: Her face is sans feature, but she wears a Dali brooch. Misheard: Rigged upwards and paralysed. Bodily: Wrecked upwards and paralysed. Misheard: Diamond dogs are civilized. Misheard: Diamond dogs are sterlised. Misheard: Diamond dogs are stable lies. Misheard: Diamond dogs have stable optics. Misheard: Diamond dogs are staple lies. Misheard: Diamond dogs are stabilised. Actual: Diamond dogs are sableized. Misheard: Just another hereafter vocal, a solitary fiddling quiche. Bodily: Just some other futurity song, lonely piffling kitsch.

DJ

Misheard: Ann Holt, lost her job, and incurably ill. Misheard: Land ho! Lost my chore, and incurably sick. Misheard: I'thousand home, lost my task, and incurable B.O. Actual: I'chiliad habitation, lost my job, and incurably ill. Misheard: I am a DJ, I am what I play, I've got the levers. Actual: I am a DJ, I am what I play, I've got believers. Misheard: I got the levers, relieving me. Actual: I got believers, believing me. Misheard: Humbled by a chip of fruit. Actual: Humble pie or bitter fruit.

Bulldoze-IN Sabbatum

Misheard: Perhaps the foreign ones in the dorm. Actual: Mayhap the strange ones in the dome. Misheard: When people stared and Jagger'south optics were sore. Actual: When people stared in Jagger's eyes and scored. Misheard: His name was always funny. Misheard: His name was always Bobby. Misheard: His name was always Bunny. Actual: His name was e'er Buddy. Misheard: His proper noun was ever Buddy, and he'd shag an asp to stay. Misheard: His name was always Buddy, and he's drunken every bit the phase. Actual: His name was always Buddy, and he'd shrug and ask to stay. Misheard: She smiled similar twinkle wonder child. Actual: She'd sigh like Twig the Wonder Kid. Misheard: It's a crash call for the ravers. Bodily: Information technology'due south a crash course for the ravers. Misheard: John the foreman prayed at work, that neither hands nor limbs would outburst. Misheard: John the foreman prays at work, knees and hands no limbs would burst. Misheard: Young the foreman prayed at work, that neither hands nor limbs would burst. Misheard: Jung the foreman prayed at work, that neither easily nor limbs would piece of work. Actual: Jung the foreman prayed at piece of work, that neither hands nor limbs would burst. Misheard: Bursting at the Astronette, which stands concealed by his cabinet. Actual: Cursing at the Astronette, who stands in steel by his cabinet. Misheard: The Durex supply for raging men. Bodily: The Agency supply for ageing men. Misheard: With snotty caput he gazes to the shore. Actual: With snorting head he gazes to the shore. Misheard: Gimme that steam fe. Misheard: Yous love meat island. Actual: You love me an'.

FAME

Misheard: Fame - makes a Mum takes things over. Misheard: Fame - make Iman accept things over. Actual: Fame - makes a homo take things over. Misheard: Is it any wonder, I'll reject your breast? Misheard: Is it any wonder, I reject your breasts? Misheard: Is it whatever wonder, I'll turn down your best. Misheard: Is information technology any wonder, I'll reject your birth. Misheard: Isn't whatsoever wonder, I'll protect you lot showtime. Actual: Is information technology any wonder, I'll pass up you lot first. Misheard: Shame, shame, shame, shame. Actual: Fame, fame, fame, fame. Misheard: Do it to you, do it to me, got to get a rental car... fame. Misheard: Bully for you, shoot 'em for me, gotta go a Reggie gun... fame. Misheard: Sugar for me, sugar for you, garlic and oregano... fame. Misheard: Booger for you, shoot her for me, got to get a rectum gun. Misheard: Swell for y'all, children for me, got to get the message on fame. Misheard: Bulla for you, bulla for me, gonna get the raincheck on the pain. Misheard: Bully for you, bang-up for me, gotta become original... fame. Actual: Bully for yous, chilly for me, gotta become a raincheck on... pain. Misheard: Is it any wonder, I'll pass up your verse? Actual: Is information technology any wonder, I'll refuse you starting time?

"HEROES"

Misheard: I, I wish I could swim, like the doll things, like doll things tin swim. Misheard: I, I wish I could swing, like the golf men, similar golf men can swing. Actual: I, I wish I could swim, similar the dolphins, like dolphins can swim. Misheard: We tin can eat Aero's, just for i day. Misheard: Nosotros can be hither Rose, just for one day. Actual: We can be Heroes, just for one twenty-four hours. Misheard: And the guards, shot above our heads (over our heads). Misheard: And the cars, ran above our heads (over our heads). Misheard: And the Gods shone above our heads. Actual: And the guns, shot above our heads (over our heads). Misheard: And the shed, was on the other side. Misheard: And the Seine, was on the other side. Actual: And the shame, was on the other side.

JOHN, I'M Just DANCING

Misheard: Well, Ann is pretty neat, she ever needs to see. Misheard: Anne's pretty, she always eats her meat. Misheard: Always pretty Nietsche, she always eats her meat. Misheard: Her name is Brittany, she always eats her meat. Actual: Well, Ann is pretty cracking, she e'er eats her meat. Misheard: Joe is awful stiff, you bet yous're life he's in this song. Misheard: She'southward e'er awful strong, salvage a life, she's putting us on. Misheard: Joe is atrocious strong, bet he likes his prick in the sun. Actual: Joe is awful stiff, bet your life he'due south putting us on. Misheard: 'Allo there, 'allo there, you know I demand some loving. Misheard: Oh no dear, oh no love, you know that I demand some loving. Bodily: Oh lordy, oh lordy, you know I demand some loving. Misheard: God, I wanna go dancing! You lot plow me on. Bodily: John, I'm only dancing, She turns me on. Misheard: Shadow love was quicker than me, institute yourself a fun machine. Actual: Oh shadow love was quick and clean, life's a well thumbed machine.

LITTLE WONDER

Misheard: Stinky weather fan, shaky hand. Actual: Stinky weather fat, shaky mitt. Misheard: Dopey morning, Dot Cotton comes. Actual: Dopey forenoon Doc, grumpy gnomes. Misheard: Bitch screen dolls, tits and explosions. Misheard: Big scream dolls, tits and explosions. Actual: Big screen dolls, tits and explosions. Misheard: It'due south all in the tablets, sneezy Britain. Bodily: It's all in the tablets, sneezy Bhutan. Misheard: Ma's happy nation, sit on my karma, mean solar day medication, take me away. Misheard: Ma'southward happy nation, sit down on my karma, gay meditation, take me away. Misheard: Mars happy nation, sit on my car, dying medication, take me abroad. Actual: Mars happy nation, sit on my karma, matriarch meditation, take me abroad.

Mod LOVE

Misheard: I catch the paper boy, who sings so really gay. Misheard: I catch a papal void, but things don't really change. Actual: I catch the paper male child, but things don't really change. Misheard: (Church on time), terrifies me, (church on time), makes me vomit. Misheard: (Church on time), televise me, (church on fourth dimension), makes me party. Actual: (Church on time), terrifies me, (church building on time), makes me party. Misheard: (Church on time), puts my trust in gardening. Actual: (Church on time), puts my trust in God and Man. Misheard: Gardening - no confession. Bodily: God and Man - no confession. Misheard: Gardening - no organized religion. Actual: God and Human being - no religion. Misheard: Modern dearest, makes me horny. Bodily: Modern love, makes me party. Misheard: Put it in the larder, put it in the larder. Actual: Modernistic dear, Modernistic love.

MOONAGE DAYDREAM

Misheard: I'm an aisle cager, I'one thousand a mama-papa calling for y'all. Misheard: I'thousand an alligator, I'm a motherf**ker coming for you. Actual: I'grand an alligator, I'thousand a mama-papa coming for you. Misheard: Continue your mouth close, you're squawking like a big hairy butt. Misheard: Go along your mouth close, just hold me similar a big monkey bird. Misheard: Continue your mouth close, you lot smoke a lot of big monkey butt. Misheard: Keep your rima oris shut, you're talking like a big monkey bird. Actual: Proceed your oral fissure shut, y'all're squawking similar a pink monkey bird. Misheard: Keep your electric iron on ebay. Bodily: Keep your 'lectric eye on me babe. Misheard: Put your ring onto my mitt. Actual: Put your ray gun to my head. Misheard: Press your infinite cake down to my throat. Misheard: Press your spaced face close to mine, dear. Actual: Press your space face up shut to mine, love.

MUSIC IS LETHAL

Misheard: My friend, myself, lesser'south hero. Actual: My friend, myself, colorlessness's hero. Misheard: Stumble falling to a Windsor tabular array in search of wine. Actual: Stumble falling to a winsome table in search of wine. Misheard: Through the twisting inner screaming pleasure. Actual: Through the twisting inn of screaming pleasure. Misheard: Two wet lips of infinite pleasure smiled. Bodily: Two wet lips of infant leisure smiled. Misheard: As they 'ready or not' in the air. Actual: Every bit they play your night blue hair. Misheard: So a masked homo showed more. Actual: Then a masked human should mourn. Misheard: She's most to give in, for the music is lethal. Actual: Allow the panting begin, though the music is lethal. Misheard: Take time on my hair, it was mine own party. Actual: She volition shine on forever, he will smoothen on for me. Misheard: While Algerian waiters, grope at your shoulders. Actual: While jeering waiters, grope at your shoulders. Misheard: Exquisite room, my charming tool. Actual: Exquisite room, my charming tomb. Misheard: Your smooth pink Piranha. Bodily: Your polish pimp Piranha. Misheard: Let him tossed to be in a one way street. Actual: And and so I'g tossed a-haemorrhage out on the street.

PROVINCE

Misheard: Endeavour to breathe, as the world is intergraced. Actual: Try to breathe, as the earth disintegrates. Misheard: Open tenderly to what remains. Bodily: Property tenderly to what remains. Misheard: And all your memories are as freshest as rock. Actual: And all your memories, are equally precious as aureate. Misheard: And all the honey, and the fire with your soul. Misheard: And all the honey, a fire witch' a soul. Misheard: And all the money, and the fire which accept sold. Bodily: And all the love, and the fire which y'all've stole. Misheard: Accept you lot running through all your wretched days. Actual: Accept you running through all your red-cheeked days. Misheard: Shaking loose these sounds, from their sacred high in infinite. Misheard: Shaking loose these sounds from their sacred highered infinite. Bodily: Shaking loose these souls, from their sacred hiding space. Misheard: Stand up steadfast be dauntless and see. Actual: Stand up steadfast erect and encounter. Misheard: Hear me, loftier low that other voices occupy. Misheard: Hear this hi that other voices occupy. Misheard: Hear this hello that lovers voices occupy. Bodily: In this hollow that lovers' voices occupy. Misheard: Much like Falcons tumbling from the loftier set plain. Misheard: Much similar Falcons tumbling from the high set bonfire. Actual: Much like Falcons tumbling from the heights at play. Misheard: Open join, open up gate. Misheard: Open join open gaze. Misheard: Open join open gauge. Misheard: Open join, hope and gaze. Misheard: Open John, open gate. Actual: Conjoined, talons engaged. Misheard: Stand steadfast, bereath and see. Actual: Stand steadfast beside me and see.

REBEL REBEL

Misheard: She'due south like no other in your globe. Actual: You lot've got your Female parent in a whirl. Misheard: She's not certain if your bored or a girl. Bodily: She's not certain if you lot're a boy or a girl. Misheard: You desire more and we desire advice. Actual: You want more and you want it fast. Misheard: Your jacket matter, you put them on. Bodily: Y'all tacky thing, you put them on. Misheard: Rabble rabble, you've torn your dress. Misheard: Rebel rebel, put on your dress. Misheard: Rebel insubordinate, what's on your clothes? Misheard: Insubordinate insubordinate, it's on your dress. Actual: Rebel rebel, you lot've torn your dress. Misheard: Hot pants, I dearest you and then. Misheard: Hot damn, I beloved y'all so. Misheard: Hot tramp, I love your soul. Misheard: Hot tran, I dearest your and then. Actual: Hot tramp, I love you then. Misheard: You got your fuel line and I mitt out the news. Misheard: You lot got your fuel line and a handful of dejection. Misheard: Y'all got your cue lines and a handful of 'ludes. Misheard: You got a few lines, and a handful of 'ludes. Bodily: You got ya fuel line and a handful of 'ludes. Misheard: What can I do for yous? Looks similar your beanbag too. Actual: What can I exercise for you? Looks like you've been at that place too.

SILLY Male child Blueish (2000 version)

Misheard: Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy Choo. Bodily: Chimi, Chimi, Chimi, Chimi, Chimi, Chimi, Chimi, Chimi, Chimi, Chimi, Chimi, Chimi, Chimi, Chimi, Chim.

STATION TO STATION

Misheard: Throwing darts in lover's thighs. Misheard: Throwing darts in mother's eyes. Actual: Throwing darts in lover's optics. Misheard: Here are we, ane magical movement from Kevin to Malcolm. Bodily: Here are nosotros, one magical movement from Kether to Malkuth. Misheard: And once there were some birds to score with. Actual: And once there were sun birds to soar with. Misheard: Wonderful, wonderful, wonder winds. Bodily: Wonder (who), wonder who, wonder when. Misheard: Have you such fortunes in faces and child? Actual: Take you sought fortune, evasive and shy? Misheard: Drink, drinkable, raise your glass, enhance your glass eye. Misheard: Drink, drinkable, drain your glass, heighten your drinking glass high. Misheard: Beverage, beverage, drain your glass, razorblade eye. Actual: Drink, beverage, enhance your glass, raise your glass high. Misheard: It's non the side-effects of her cooking. Actual: Information technology'due south not the side-effects of the cocaine. Misheard: The European Canada's hither. Actual: The European Canon is here.

SUFFRAGETTE CITY

Misheard: Hey man, I gotta spade in my face. Actual: Hey human being, I gotta straighten my confront. Misheard: Another fat chick merely put my spine out of identify. Misheard: The scent of fatty chicks only put my spine out of place. Misheard: The olfactory property of fat chicks simply wiped the smiling off my confront. Misheard: The olfactory property of that fat chick but put my style outta identify. Misheard: The smell of that chick'due south merely put my spine out of place. Misheard: This mellow fatty chick just put my spine out of place. Misheard: This mellow blackness chick simply put my spine out of identify. Misheard: This mellow thighed chick just put my spam outta place. Misheard: This mellow fat chick just put my back out of place. Actual: This mellow thighed chick simply put my spine out of place. Misheard: Hey man, my spool in insane. Misheard: Hey man, my school boy's insane. Actual: Hey man, my schooldays insane. Misheard: Hey man, my what down the bleed. Actual: Hey man, my piece of work'south down the drain. Misheard: Hey human being, ahh she's a total bam bam. Bodily: Hey man, well she's a total blam-blam. Misheard: You lot tin't afford a ticket, not with somethin' conceded. Misheard: Yous tin can't beget a ticket, not when somethin' gets in it. Misheard: You tin can't afford a craven, back to Suffragette City. Misheard: Don't lean on my van, 'cos you can't afford the titty. Misheard: Don't lean on me man, 'cos you ain't my type of craven. Misheard: Don't lean on me man, 'cos y'all're a California Craven! Misheard: Don't lean on my van, 'cos you lot can't afford the ticket. Misheard: Don't lean on me van, 'cos you lot tin can't beget the craven. Actual: Don't lean on me man, 'cos you tin can't afford the ticket, I'm back on Suffragette Urban center. Misheard: Hey man, oh you don't retrieve I'k kind go way. Actual: Hey man, Henry, don't exist unkind, go abroad. Misheard: Fact it's something conceited. Actual: 'Cos yous ain't got time to cheque it. Misheard: Y'all know information technology's something conceited. Actual: You know my Suffragette City. Misheard: The stuff that you sit down in. Misheard: Sulphur Jet City. Misheard: Suffer Jet City. Misheard: Southern Jet City. Misheard: Chocolate Scrap City. Misheard: Something gets in it. Misheard: The suckers conceited. Misheard: What's upwardly with your titties? Misheard: I'm gonna suck on your titty Misheard: Mom, what's up your cities? Misheard: Mom, what'south up your titties? Misheard: I've got into thin air. Actual: Suffragette Urban center. Misheard: Ahhh, wham bam vacuum man! Actual: Ahhh, wham bam thanks Ma'am!

Dominicus

Misheard: We could run when the pelting snows. Actual: We could run when the rain slows. Misheard: Look for The Corrs or signs or life. Misheard: Look for the cause or signs or life. Actual: Look for the cars or signs of life. Misheard: Foreign truth, it'due south the beginning of cipher. Actual: For in truth, it's the beginning of nothing. Misheard: For in truth, it's the beginning of man. Actual: For in truth, it'due south the offset of an terminate. Misheard: This is the trip, and this the business we tread. Misheard: This is the trip, and this the business organization we trail. Misheard: This is the trip, and this the business retail. Actual: This is the trip, and this the concern nosotros accept. Misheard: No working in call up, for my trials, Lord. Actual: This is our number, All my trials, Lord.

SURVIVE

Misheard: Requite me wings, give me spanks. Bodily: Give me wings, requite me space. Misheard: These noisy rooms and bad champagne, I locked you. Misheard: Those noisy rooms and passion plants, I loved you lot. Bodily: Those noisy rooms and passion pants, I loved y'all. Misheard: Beatle boys, all snowy white, razzle dazzle plants, every night. Misheard: Brutal boys, all snowy white, razzle dazzle gloves, every night. Actual: Beatle boys, all snowy white, razzle dazzle clubs, every night.

Time

Misheard: His script is yous and me, Bowie. Bodily: His script is yous and me, boy. Misheard: The sniper in debris, regurgitating drain. Misheard: The sniper in the encephalon, regurgitating train. Misheard: The sniper in the drain, regurgitated rain. Actual: The sniper in the encephalon, regurgitating drain. Misheard: Incestuous and vain, and many harder concluding names. Bodily: Incestuous and vain, and many other last names. Misheard: We should be hard past now. Actual: We should be on by now. Misheard: Breaking up is hard, but keeping ducks is hateful. Actual: Breaking upwards is difficult, only keeping dark is hateful. Misheard: I had and so many dreams, I had so many grapefruits. Actual: I had and then many dreams, I had so many breakthroughs. Misheard: The daughter dreams was closed, your park was existent and green less. Actual: The door to dreams was airtight, your park was real and dreamless. Misheard: We should be home by at present. Misheard: We should exist sometime by now. Actual: Nosotros should exist on by now.

TVC 15

Misheard: Then hot and cramped, oh my TVC one v. Misheard: And then hard to grab it, oh my TVC one five. Bodily: Then hologramic, oh my TVC 1 v. Misheard: I brought my baby home, she, she sabbatum effectually for long. Actual: I brought my infant home, she, she sat around forlorn. Misheard: Maybe if I pray every, each night I sit at that place bleeding. Bodily: Maybe if I pray every, each night I sit down there pleading. Misheard: On my Tv set she looked fine, TV she looked fine. Bodily: Oh my TVC 15, TVC xv.

Give-and-take ON A Fly

Misheard: In this historic period of grand movie. Misheard: In this age of g moving. Misheard: In this age of chiliad move me. Misheard: In this age of grand movement. Misheard: In this age of grand illusion. Misheard: In the sage of m pic. Misheard: In the stage of 1000 moving-picture show. Actual: In this age of grand delusion. Misheard: Sugariness Neil, yous're built-in in one case once again for me. Misheard: Sweet babe, y'all're built-in once more for me. Bodily: Sugariness name, you're born once again for me. Misheard: Lord, I Neil, I offer you lot, my word on a wing. Bodily: Lord, I kneel and offer yous, my word on a wing. Misheard: Lord, Lord, my breath flies like a word on a fly. Misheard: Lord, Lord, my jiff feels similar a discussion on a wing. Actual: Lord, Lord, my prayer flies like a word on a wing. Misheard: I look twice and yous're still flowing. Actual: I look twice and you're even so glowing. Read the background to the Neil misheard lyric from the BW chatroom.

YOUNG AMERICANS

Misheard: They pulled in but backside the bridge. Misheard: They pulled in just behind the ridge. Actual: They pulled in merely behind the fridge. Misheard: Standing right through the picture window. Misheard: Standing correct through the bedroom window. Actual: Scanning life through the picture window. Misheard: She finds a slinking vagabond. Bodily: She finds the slinky vagabond. Misheard: He calls out as he passes: "Ford must hang". Misheard: He stood all for passion forgetting the sting. Misheard: He coughs as he passes her red Mustang. Misheard: She calls as he passes upon the stair. Actual: He coughs as he passes her Ford Mustang. Misheard: Hitting on my bitch, she tin take anything. Misheard: You can bet he can take anything. Actual: Heaven forestall, she'll accept anything. Misheard: Only the Priest and he stifles for nothing. Misheard: But the freak, misses stifle for nothing. Actual: But the freak, and his type all for naught. Misheard: He sees a stab and cuts his hand. Bodily: He misses a step and cuts his hand. Misheard: Showing nothing, he seems like a song. Actual: Showing goose egg, he swoops similar a song. Misheard: Do you lot remember that place in Dixie? Misheard: Practice you remember your nowadays in Nixie? Misheard: Do you remember your present in Dixie? Actual: Do you lot remember, your President Nixon? Misheard: Accept yous been the hung American? Actual: Accept you have been an un-American? Misheard: Only you and your idol Silver Cecilbar. Misheard: Only you and your idol same sometime, sense old pal. Misheard: Simply you and your sense of sin values. Actual: Only y'all and your idol singing falsetto 'bout. Misheard: Living letting everywhere, and non a misfit from the ghetto. Misheard: Never ever everywhere, not a mis-ref from the ghetto. Bodily: Leather, leather everywhere, and non a myth left from the ghetto. Misheard: Well, well well would y'all carry a pizza, simply in case, just in case of low? Misheard: Well, well, well, won't y'all carry your faces, just in case, but in instance of low? Actual: Well, well, well would yous deport a razor, just in case, just in example of depression? Misheard: Sit down on your hands on the busses of life merely, blushing at all the emerald stealers. Misheard: Sit on your hands on a bus of survivors, blushing at all the Afro-Sheilas. Misheard: Sit on your easily in the buses of fibres. Misheard: Sit down on your hands on a autobus of survivors, blushing at all the Afro sinners. Bodily: Sit on your hands on a motorbus of survivors, blushing at all the Afro-Sheeners. Misheard: Ain't that close to love? Well, information technology ain't that far to go. Misheard: Ain't that shut to dear? Well ain't that close to love. Misheard: Ain't that foster honey? Well own't that foster love? Actual: Own't that close to love? Well own't that affiche love. Misheard: Well, it ain't that far from your door. Actual: Well, it ain't that Barbie doll. Misheard: Your middle's been drunken, just like you lot. Actual: Her heart'southward been cleaved merely like y'all have. Misheard: Mama'south got cramps and what does your hen say? Misheard: Mama's got cramps and expect at your hands Haig. Misheard: Mama'due south got cramps and look at your hands ache. Misheard: My parents got cramp and wait at your handshake. Bodily: Mama's got cramps and expect at your hands milk shake. Misheard: I got a suite and you got the beat. Misheard: I got a suite, and you got the feet. Misheard: You lot gotta sweet and you gotta feeling. Actual: I got a suite and you lot got defeat. Misheard: Ain't in that location a homo who can save the world? Actual: Own't there a homo who tin say "No more"? Misheard: Is there a woman I can suck in the doorway? Bodily: Ain't there a adult female I tin sock on the jaw? Misheard: Is there a child I tin live without judging? Actual: Ain't there a kid I tin can love without judging? Misheard: Is there a place where I right people baby? Bodily: Own't there a pen that will write earlier they die? Misheard: Ain't yous proud that yous've nonetheless got faces? Actual: Ain't you proud that you lot've struck our faces? Misheard: Radio 1 dance all nighttime tin can make me... Actual: Ain't there one damn vocal that can make me...

ZIGGY STARDUST

Misheard: Jamming good with Waring and Gillow and the Spiders from Mars. Misheard: Jamming good with the urban cadets and the Spiders from Mars. Actual: Jamming good with Weird and Gilly and the Spiders from Mars. Misheard: Became the special man, then we were Zig and Spam. Actual: Became the special man, then we were Ziggy'due south band. Misheard: Ziggy really sang, screwed up eyes and screwed on hairdo. Bodily: Ziggy really sang, screwed up eyes and screw down hairdo. Misheard: Like some cat from Japan, he could kill 'em by smiling. Bodily: Like some cat from Japan, he could lick 'em by smiling. Misheard: He could exit them to hell. Actual: He could exit 'em to hang. Misheard: Became on so loaded human being, well hung and snowfall white hair. Bodily: Became on so loaded human, well hung and snow white tan. Misheard: While the girl tried to braid our basic. Misheard: While the flight tried to break our bawls. Misheard: While the fly tried to break our bowls. Misheard: While the fly tried to raid our bowls. Actual: While the fly tried to suspension our assurance. Misheard: But the bearded wife to guide united states. Misheard: Just the bare light to guide u.s.a.. Actual: Just the beer light to guide us. Misheard: Making love with his hawkeye. Misheard: Making love with his beagle. Misheard: Making dearest with mosquitos. Misheard: Making honey to a seagull. Misheard: Making love with his speedo. Actual: Making dearest with his ego. Misheard: Like a leather messiah. Actual: Like a leper messiah. Misheard: Ziggy played the times, driving united states of america that we were voodoo, the bitch wins his class, he was canast, with God given donkey. Actual: Ziggy played for time, jiving us that we were voodoo, the kids were merely crass, he was the nazz, with God given donkey. Misheard: ...with God given eyes. Actual: ...with God given ass. Misheard: ...he worst than that. Actual: ...he was the nazz.

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Created: May 2001 © P Kinder Last Updated: 5/iii/16

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